Yesterday lunchtime, as I walked in I noticed that every table had a reserved sign on it. (Not mine, of course. We sit in the
PLEB bar area!) Anyway, when I arrived there were cars all along the road outside the pub. I enquired as to what was happening, and apparently there was a christening at the church down the road.
At 12.30 twenty or-so people from the christening came in for lunch. They hadn't booked! Muppets!