Tuesday, 19 February 2013

Joke Tuesday.





The Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
"Ya now sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station...
Bell 1 rings - we put on de jacket.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

"From now on womon, When I say, 'Bell one' I wan t you to strip naked.
When I say, ' Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I say, ' Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."

The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife stripped naked!
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
"Bell Three" and they started to make love!

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"
"WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.


She shouted back,

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MAAN, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!"

4 comments:

Pat said...

What can I say?

John Greenwood said...

Pat, I'm waiting to see what GG says!!

cogidubnus said...

I wouldn't have dared John ... honestly not! Hope you've got some sort of "Get Out of Jail Free" card...

All the best

Dave

Guyana-Gyal said...

De Jamaican version of dis is about wan [one] American man an' him [his] wife...haha...