Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Joke Tuesday.

A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman"and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do yuppie
neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd
jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the pink paint and brushes and everything she would need were in
the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it, just because she's blonde?" he responded.
The wife replied, "You're right. I'm sorry, guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes."

A few hours later the girl came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her, along with a $10 tip.
"Thank you," the girl said. "And by the way, that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari"

3 comments:

Pat said...

Now that's what I call a joke:)
Yay for brainy blondes.

Keith Smith said...

Is that the pink Porch I saw on eBay that went for the price of a can of paint?

Guyana-Gyal said...

tee hee hee I like this blonde :-D