Saturday, 16 January 2010

Pub news.

I'm a little perplexed. Di, our ever-so lovely soaker landlady and me had been getting on really well over the past few weeks. No beatings, whatever I said, the odd hug here and there, the odd peck on the cheek!

Today, I saunter wobble in and get hit!

"What was that for?" I asked.

Di replied that some locals came in last night and enquired if she was still battering me! She said she hadn't done for a while, but would do!

CHARMING! It makes you know your friends!

12 comments:

CG said...

That's pure love.

Dumdad said...

No, that's tough love!

bubbleboo said...

She was just lulling you into a false sense of security! You'll know better next time! :D

Mr Farty said...

It's nice to know where you stand!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Yep, that's love ;)

mutleythedog said...

thats a bit worrying to say the least. Did you pinch her bum in revenge?

Pat said...

Ask her if she could alternate it: kiss, hug, bash or better bash, kiss hug. Or do I have to have a word?

john.g. said...

I think you should have a word Mum2!

Guyana-Gyal said...

Admit it, go on...you enjoy it, you do.

Blazing said...

Where's my Tuesday joke?

Mickle in NZ said...

Di suffering, John suffering - have you two thought of doing life size Punch and Judy shows?

Happy New Year and Stuff like that.....

Mickle/Michelle and a snoring rescue cat

A 2 Z said...

This is sounding like S&M to me! : )

Very kinky!