Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Pub news.

The answer as to where Di, our ever-so lovely soaker landlady left her car keys.

I'm amazed nobody got this!

It's obvious!

12 comments:

Keith said...

Apparently she put them on top of the toaster and they dropped inside!

It's OK though she switched the toaster off (or was it on?) and fished them out with a metal fork, and got away with it!

Mr Farty said...

Is Di related to Mrs Farty? Just asking...

phoenix said...

*creeping in through the back door Phoenix appears slightly dishevelled after a year in the wilderness*

Glad she found her keys I appear to have had my locks changed while I've been away;0)couldn't even remember my password!!!

Jayne said...

Di needs help, as in a shrink!

Ariel said...

Perhaps I have been away from your blog for too long but how is that possible? Any reason as to why she might be so distracted?

john.g. said...

Phoenix! Where've you been?

Ariel, see above!

Mr. F. Oh dear!

Jayne, how's tricks?

Mr Farty said...

Happy birthday, John!

john.g. said...

Thanks Mr. F!

Pat said...

Even I know that's dangerous.

A 2 Z said...

Happy Birthday John! I think Di is either in love or its menopause...

mutleythedog said...

How big is that toaster? Would she fit inside?

Zed said...

A chrome toaster - you tease, you!