Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Joke Tuesday.

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."

His friend said: "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."

Adam decided to take his friend's advice. The next day at the bar his friend said: "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied. "Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling: "I'll be back in an hour!"


Cheers Keith.

5 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

Great present and even better interpretation of it's purpose *LOL*

Glambabe said...

Ouch!!!!!! :):):):):)

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

HaHaHa!!!

Well, look on the bright side - she said she would come back!

er, I think....

Mickle in NZ said...

A Classic - well, for women kind.

Super thanks John, it had better be warming up over there coz my evenings are "drawing in" and it is all gloomy when I get up at a "decent" hour,

care and huggles,

Michelle and a snoring cat, xxx and SNORE, SNORE ........

A 2 Z said...

Priceless....