Friday, 5 February 2010

Pub news.

Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady has a partially flooded cellar. (It's happened for years), but this time the pump has packed up!

Big Al, one of the locals came in and Di asked him to take a look at it. It's terminal, but fortunately she has a borrowed pump down there, so Al swapped them over.

Now, Al usually wears overalls. It's the nature of his work, but today he had jeans and an open collared shirt on. Di said on emerging from the cellar, "Ooh, I've never seen you with clothes on before!"

How do you answer that?

Suggestions please.

12 comments:

Bethany said...

My first response was "You slut!" But I figure she'll hop a plane and kick my ass. I hear so much about her That I think I could joke with her. She, on the other hand, has no idea who I am!

Kila said...

LOL, she sure keeps you entertained.

Al could have had fun answering the same back to her ;)

I wonder what he's usually wearing in her dreams ;)

© Karelian Blonde said...

Simple, you don't if you don't want to get whacked ;)

john.g. said...

Bethany, you could'nt be more wrong!

john.g. said...

Kila, who knows!

john.g. said...

KB, correct!

ChrisB said...

John you should write a book !!! LOL

A 2 Z said...

I think I am going to hop on a plane and have a drink with you at the Merrie Monk! I would also like to meet Di but especially Big Al (clothes optional)!!! (: D)

Pat said...

'Well it's Friday!'
Our old cellar in a Victorian house used to flood - there was a well. You just waited a while and the water went down again . No probs:)

Siobhan said...

LOL! It'll be funnier to Americans when they know overalls are coveralls to them.

Bethany said...

So if I ever make it over there she won't be waiting to kick my ass?

john.g. said...

Bethany, you're safe!