Thursday, 4 February 2010

Pub news.

For those of you who think this blog is getting too smutty, tough! For those of you who think it isn't smutty on.

Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady is now running the pub on her own now,(for reasons I won't go into). She is doing a superb job, with the aid of Charlie and her boyfriend Zach, plus some of the locals.

Di had a beer delivery this morning and come lunchtime it was ready to 'tap' the cask ales.

Here's how the conversation went.

"Benno, can you come and help me in the cellar?"

"Yes, what's the problem?"

"'I've got this big black stiff thing that needs hammering into a hole, but the hole's too tight!"

"OK", he said with a bemused look on his face.

barrel tap

This is the item in question, you hammer it in the barrel and connect the pump pipes to it.

Di, came back up and promptly stated, "God, I've had some men in that cellar this week!"


Mr Farty said...

Elbow grease. That is all.

© Karelian Blonde said...

Go Di!*LOL*

Mickle in NZ said...

Hope Di realizes how funny her comments are, coz you sure wont let her forget!

Huggles, Michelle xxx

ChrisB said...

LOL Di's comments make wonderful entertainment!

Pat said...

I like Di! Girl after my own heart.