1. Go and sit in the lounge by the fire and talk to Reevie, and you will be so entranced by his knowledge of wordly things that you will forget the hiccups.
2. Insult Di, and when she creeps up behind you and gives you a smack round the head, the shock will cure you.
Get someone to shout BOO but select an idiot to do it. When they shout Woo, you will be so busy laughing you will forget to hiccup - (telling Di the beers are on her might work also)
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Have another pint. Celebrate England's latest draw!
Drink from the other side of the pint glass. Apparently that's meant to work but you'll spill lot!
Dumdad, I refuse to waste good ale!
1. Go and sit in the lounge by the fire and talk to Reevie, and you will be so entranced by his knowledge of wordly things that you will forget the hiccups.
2. Insult Di, and when she creeps up behind you and gives you a smack round the head, the shock will cure you.
3. Stop at home!
Get someone to shout BOO but select an idiot to do it. When they shout Woo, you will be so busy laughing you will forget to hiccup - (telling Di the beers are on her might work also)
Hi Spanish Goth. Thought you were dead! Where've you been?
Eat a tablespoon of sugar .
Goth! You're back!!
Sam, too sweet!
Keith, you're an idiot!
Drink from the wrong side of a glass.
Nice and cooling in this hot weather.
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