Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Joke Tuesday.

Subject: Silly banker

A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'

The Banker looks down in horror.

'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...

Thanks Mr. Farty!


Dumdad said...

That's a cracker! And it's the way you tell'em!

john.g. said...

Cheers Dumdad!

Blazing said...


You do get told the best jokes, John.

Life is pretty exciting here at the moment too. A Cessna light aircraft crashed in the village graveyard at the weekend. Police have so far recovered seven hundred bodies and fear that number could rise as they carry on digging through the night.

© Karelian Blonde said...

How accurate! *LOL* I used to work in the City so it is probably a true story ;)

Wendy Ascham said...
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Wendy Ascham said...

There's no 'arm in that!