Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Joke Tuesday.

My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog, "Sunshine", did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away. I no longer want a dog - I'm installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They're cheaper and more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail urgently.



A photo of "Sunshine" is attached.

11 comments:

Dumdad said...

Big chortle.

Just saw this one on FB:


My wife's angry with me because I didn't open the car door for her, but it's not my fault – I just panicked and swam to the surface.

Blazing said...

Nice one Dd,

and John, who hasn't felt like that dog, although not on Skol....

© Karelian Blonde said...

Good dog! *LOL*

john.g. said...

Dumdad, chortle back!

john.g. said...

Hi, Blazing.

john.g. said...

Cheers, KB!

Ricardipus said...

Arf arf arf.

^
That is laughter.

I'll get me coat now.

MartyrMom said...

doggone it John!That was funny!!

john.g. said...

MartyrMom, welcome back!

Keith said...

A poor old man collapsed in the street today - right in front of me. I know he was poor because he only had £2 in his pocket. . .

Pat said...

Naughty Keith -hi-jacking John's joke day !