Joke Tuesday.
My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog, "Sunshine", did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away. I no longer want a dog - I'm installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They're cheaper and more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail urgently.
A photo of "Sunshine" is attached.
11 comments:
Big chortle.
Just saw this one on FB:
My wife's angry with me because I didn't open the car door for her, but it's not my fault – I just panicked and swam to the surface.
Nice one Dd,
and John, who hasn't felt like that dog, although not on Skol....
Good dog! *LOL*
Dumdad, chortle back!
Hi, Blazing.
Cheers, KB!
Arf arf arf.
^
That is laughter.
I'll get me coat now.
doggone it John!That was funny!!
MartyrMom, welcome back!
A poor old man collapsed in the street today - right in front of me. I know he was poor because he only had £2 in his pocket. . .
Naughty Keith -hi-jacking John's joke day !
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