Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Joke Tuesday.

I was in ectasy, with a smile on my face.

As my girlfriend moved backwards then forwards, then backwards, forwards then backwards, back and forth, back and forth, in and out, in and out.

Her heart was pounding, her face was getting flush and she started to groan.

Then she let out an almighty scream!!!



"I can't park this f*cking car! You do it you smug b*stard!



Now, what were you thinking?

5 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* Thinking...not a lot actually as I am blonde ;)

Guyana-Gyal said...

I read the end first. I wouldn't even try to park. I'd jump out of the car, saying, Park and meet me when you're done.

john.g. said...

GG, do you always read the end first?

john.g. said...

KB,i'll let you off for honesty!

Pat said...

I don't read the naughty bits:)