Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Joke Tuesday.

This Was Voted Best Joke in Ireland!
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me
life!, between the legs of me wife!'
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of
the night.'
She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'
John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife.'
'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at
the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's
only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the
other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'

6 comments:

Pat said...

It's the way you tell 'em!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Errr...those pesky Irish *LOL*

Keith said...

Another good one! Can you give me the name of your scriptwriter please?

Dumdad said...

Good one!

Karmyn R said...

OMG - this is your BEST JOKE EVER!!!! I loved it. hahahahahaha

john.g. said...

Thanks, Karmyn!