Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Joke Tuesday.

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,
'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............




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5 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

LOL!!! Very funny...

Dumdad said...

Good one! here's one for you:

An old lady dies and is at the Pearly Gates when she hears an awful blood curdling scream.



"Don't worry about that" says St.Peter. "It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."



Ten minutes later there are more screams. "Oh my God." says the lady. "What's up now?"



St Peter says: "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."



"I can't do this" says the old lady "I'm going to Hell."



St Peter argues: "You'll be raped and taken advantage of."



"Maybe so, but I've already got the holes for that."

john.g. said...

Nice one, Dumdad!

Pat said...

Two for the price of one - bargain day!

john.g. said...

Mum2, I try to give good value!