Joke Tuesday.

Medical Term

Irish Definition

Artery
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The study of paintings

Bacteria
-
Back door to cafeteria

Barium
-
What doctors do when patients die

Benign
-
What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section
-
A neighbourhood in Rome

Cat scan
-
Searching for Kitty

Cauterize
-
Made eye contact with her

Colic
-
A sheep dog

Coma
-
A punctuation mark

Dilate
-
To live long

Enema
-
Not a friend

Fester
-
Quicker than someone else

Fibula
-
A small lie

Impotent
-
Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain
-
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
-
A Doctor's cane

Morbid
-
A higher offer

Nitrates
-
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node
-
I knew it

Outpatient
-
A person who has fainted

Pelvis
-
Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative
-
A letter carrier

Recovery Room
-
Place to do upholstery

Rectum
-
Nearly killed him

Secretion
-
Hiding something

Seizure
-
Roman Emperor

Tablet
-
A small table

Terminal Illness
-
Getting sick at the airport

Tumour
-
One plus one more

Urine
-
Opposite of you're out