Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Joke Tuesday.

Paddy buys a chainsaw, which guarantees to cut down 40 trees an hour.

Paddy sets to work but only manages 4 trees in the hour. Paddy takes it back to the shop and tells the owner that it only cut 4 trees down in the hour.

With that the shop owner starts up the chainsaw. Paddy looks at him and says.......

"What the f*cks's that noise!"


Mickle in NZ said...

Lovely, lovely, dear John (and, hooray, completely free of the f***ing rugby world cup crap),

Mickle XXXXX

john.g. said...

Thanks,Mickle. You don't like rugby then?