Sunday, 30 October 2011

Pub news. World record attempt!

I think we have achieved a world record!

Today was like A and E in the local hospital.

I shall run through the casualties.

Me, the original cripple, 1 crutch, 1 wheelchair. The Wing Commander, 2 crutches, broken ankle. The Poacher, 2 crutches, achilles tendon. Simon, 2 crutches, M.S.

So, we have 7 crutches and 1 wheelchair, all within a 14' by 8' space!

Oh, I forgot Rab.C Nesbit, with the bad arm!

Impressive or what?

11 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

What a mad bad Motley Crew *LOL*

john.g. said...

KB, you couldn't write this into a comedy!

sue said...

What are you drinking besides/with your tea?

Wendy Ascham said...

The brewery should rename the pub to "The Cripples Inn", but the PC do-gooders brigade would throw their hands up in horror.

I suppose the bar now resembles the outpatients dept. I've got a "frozen shoulder". Do I qualify as a member of the walking wounded?

Mickle in NZ said...

What is in the beer? Its a worry!

john.g. said...

Sue, there's only one beer related injury, and it's not me!

john.g. said...

Wendy, only in the pub!

john.g. said...

Mickle, it's not a worry, it's a laugh!!

Pat said...

Was it the icy weather????

Karmyn R said...

That is impressive - but I think the answer might be - how much have you all been drinking? lol

Guyana-Gyal said...

Haha, The Cripples' Inn cracked me up.

If the PC people protest, how about The Battered Bunch?

*OW*

I just went to switch off something and banged my toe.