Pub news. World record attempt!
I think we have achieved a world record!
Today was like A and E in the local hospital.
I shall run through the casualties.
Me, the original cripple, 1 crutch, 1 wheelchair. The Wing Commander, 2 crutches, broken ankle. The Poacher, 2 crutches, achilles tendon. Simon, 2 crutches, M.S.
So, we have 7 crutches and 1 wheelchair, all within a 14' by 8' space!
Oh, I forgot Rab.C Nesbit, with the bad arm!
Impressive or what?
11 comments:
What a mad bad Motley Crew *LOL*
KB, you couldn't write this into a comedy!
What are you drinking besides/with your tea?
The brewery should rename the pub to "The Cripples Inn", but the PC do-gooders brigade would throw their hands up in horror.
I suppose the bar now resembles the outpatients dept. I've got a "frozen shoulder". Do I qualify as a member of the walking wounded?
What is in the beer? Its a worry!
Sue, there's only one beer related injury, and it's not me!
Wendy, only in the pub!
Mickle, it's not a worry, it's a laugh!!
Was it the icy weather????
That is impressive - but I think the answer might be - how much have you all been drinking? lol
Haha, The Cripples' Inn cracked me up.
If the PC people protest, how about The Battered Bunch?
*OW*
I just went to switch off something and banged my toe.
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