Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Joke Tuesday.

True story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathalyzer test.

The English guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as pis*ed as a fart... The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a slurring speech the English guy replies; 'Yes, this morning I was at my (hic)..daughter's wedding, and as I don't like church much I went to the cafe opposite and had several beers.'

'Then during the wedding banquet I seem to remember downing three great bottles of wine; (hic)... a corbieres, a Minervois and (hic)...a Faugeres.'

'Then to finish off during the celebrations.... and (hic) during the evening ...me and my mate downed two bottles of Johnny Walker's black label.'

Getting impatient the gendarme warns him; 'Do you understand I'm a policeman and have stopped you for an alcohol test'?

The Englishman with a grin on his face replies; 'Do you understand that I'm English, like my car, and that my wife is sitting in the other seat, at the wheel?'


Dumdad said...

That is me on quite a few occasions!

Dumdad said...

Why does my avatar or whatever always refer to my old blog on Blogger (which is closed to the public now) rather than my current blog on WordPress?

Which is, as you know John:


The mysteries of the blogosphere!

Mickle in NZ said...

John - Excellent stuff!


I've blogged again!

sending care and huggles, Michelle/Mickle xxxx

ChrisB said...

made me laugh John :)