Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Joke Tuesday.

The following may contain and ending that may upset some of the more squeamish of you...but, hey ho!

I walked into a pet shop today and said, "I'll have those two cute baby rabbits in the window please".

"No problem." she smiled, "Would you like anything else?"

"Yes, I replied, "I'll have one of the big things that they go inside".

"A hutch?", she asked.

"A snake"...

7 comments:

Ms Scarlet said...

Cruel! Save the bunnies!!!
Sx

Keith Smith said...

I love rabbits. I think they are delicious. Yum, yum.

Sally Writes said...

ESOS has a pet snake. Hubby upset a pet shop recently by going in to buy rats from them. They weren't a reptile shop and took great offence. Whoops! :)

John Greenwood said...

Ms Scarlet, the snake has to eat!!

John Greenwood said...

Keith, for once I agree!

John Greenwood said...

Sally, he shouldn't have told them!

Pat said...

We don't know he was going to feed them to the snake.
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.