Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Joke Tuesday.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated loudly.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

Cheers, Malc Riley!!


Dumdad said...

Ho, ho!

ChrisB said...

LOL good one :)

Ms Scarlet said...

I'll have you know that my plumbing is in good order.... but I DO have an itchy ear.
Anyhow, apologies for not telling you about my new abode... I was going to give up blogging completely and ride off into the sunset with a dashing young man, but then I thought poo to that... so then I was going to just have a lettering focused blog that nobody would be interested in... but then I started writing (writing? They are barely written) ordinary posts... to cut to the chase.... I am now here... wonky-words.com
Hope the link works.

John Greenwood said...

Already on it Ms Scarlet! xx

Pat said...

I laughed:)

cogidubnus said...

Another good one John


Sally Writes said...

Brilliant! :)

Sally Writes said...

Brilliant! :)