Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Joke Tuesday.

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.

"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week."

Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico ....."

Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about the UK"?

Obama: "Okay, I'll call Cameron and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans."

Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested... All coloured with Union Jacks with small writing on each one:



cogidubnus said...

Hi John

Had me chuckling, but apparently in the USA,Canada, (and formerly Australia too), Durex is/was a brand of Sellotape!

Could well lead to some very interesting misunderstandings (ouch!)


Pat said...

Well there has always been a 'special relationship'.

cogidubnus said...

Slightly worried John...you're usually regular as clockwork...hope everything's ok with you

all the best


Ms Scarlet said...

Hello Cogidubnus!
John has been having problems getting into his blog so now has a new Wordpress blog...
Hope this helps.

sallywrites said...

Hilarious. That is so funny. Xx

sallywrites said...

Will visit the new site. The joke is funny! Not the fact that you've moved blog btw! xx

ChrisB said...


Z said...

Just in case this helps you sign in, John.

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sallywrites said...

I’ve just found this. Hilarious!! ���� (Slightly late to the party. Six years... But better late than never ����)