Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Joke Tuesday.

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you.

I'm not able to get any at home, but that's no excuse аs I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

5 comments:

Karelian Blonde said...

Ouch!

Dumdad said...

Fair enough!

Pat said...

Oh that's alright then:)

Guyana-Gyal said...

A mistake, that's all.

Wish I could tap wifi until get my one connection.

cogidubnus said...

Had to chuckle at that one...perhaps it explains Oscar Pistorius!

All the best

Dave