Hypnotism.
I've had a terrible thought. What if the hypnotherapist gets it all wrong?
She might make me carry on smoking, and stop me drinking instead! This would be a disaster of cataclysmic proportions. Worse than the war on Iraq, or Brown becoming PM. This would spell the end of Publog. I'd better call to double check my reasons or I wont sleep tonight.
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Please check it out asap John!!!
The thought of no more Publog fills me with panic........It's the closest I manage to get to the pub and will be for some time!!!:|
HC, fear not!! LOL.
Hey John! Don't worry! I was hypnotised out of smoking 8 years ago, it may be more now, I'm losing track. 30 minutes of relaxation and never missed them since. Mind you there is a half hour gap in my life and noone explained why I woke up with my trousers round my ankles... plus why do I always make chicken noises when someone says 'Eskimo?'
jon m, luckily the hypnotict is a woman....I did check!! Yours' couldn't have been much good, not seen many Eskimos with chickens!
Now that's a very scary thought!!!
If she's worth her salt, she'll give you an offer hat if you start smoking again you'll get a free return visit. Don't think of the cost - especially when you consider how much you might be spending...
Don't worry John. You'll be just fine....
Thank you all. If I need another consultation within 3 months, it's free!
A woman? I do hope she is a reputable type! There are some funny ones around you know!
Pat, you're not kidding!!!!!
I had a friend that went for this.He came out a sex mad alcoholic....so you will be ok, no change.Good luck, you will be able to taste the beer better.
Look into my eyes........and give me all yer chocolate.
Minx. I hate chocolate, too sweet for me.......unlike you!!
Sweet and fluffy, John, and not the sweary Mary that everyone thinks I am. And look, clever Minx, I didn't even say 'fuck' once!
Minx. LMAO!
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