Thursday, 28 June 2007

Hypnotism.

I've had a terrible thought. What if the hypnotherapist gets it all wrong?
She might make me carry on smoking, and stop me drinking instead! This would be a disaster of cataclysmic proportions. Worse than the war on Iraq, or Brown becoming PM. This would spell the end of Publog. I'd better call to double check my reasons or I wont sleep tonight.

16 comments:

headless chicken said...

Please check it out asap John!!!
The thought of no more Publog fills me with panic........It's the closest I manage to get to the pub and will be for some time!!!:|

Unknown said...

HC, fear not!! LOL.

Jon M said...

Hey John! Don't worry! I was hypnotised out of smoking 8 years ago, it may be more now, I'm losing track. 30 minutes of relaxation and never missed them since. Mind you there is a half hour gap in my life and noone explained why I woke up with my trousers round my ankles... plus why do I always make chicken noises when someone says 'Eskimo?'

Unknown said...

jon m, luckily the hypnotict is a woman....I did check!! Yours' couldn't have been much good, not seen many Eskimos with chickens!

Anonymous said...

Now that's a very scary thought!!!

Unknown said...

If she's worth her salt, she'll give you an offer hat if you start smoking again you'll get a free return visit. Don't think of the cost - especially when you consider how much you might be spending...

sallywrites said...

Don't worry John. You'll be just fine....

Unknown said...

Thank you all. If I need another consultation within 3 months, it's free!

Pat said...

A woman? I do hope she is a reputable type! There are some funny ones around you know!

Unknown said...

Pat, you're not kidding!!!!!

martin said...

I had a friend that went for this.He came out a sex mad alcoholic....so you will be ok, no change.Good luck, you will be able to taste the beer better.

Unknown said...

Shit, I'm going IN like that!!!!

Unknown said...

Look into my eyes........and give me all yer chocolate.

Unknown said...

Minx. I hate chocolate, too sweet for me.......unlike you!!

Unknown said...

Sweet and fluffy, John, and not the sweary Mary that everyone thinks I am. And look, clever Minx, I didn't even say 'fuck' once!

Unknown said...

Minx. LMAO!