Thursday, 28 June 2007

Hypnotism.

I've had a terrible thought. What if the hypnotherapist gets it all wrong?
She might make me carry on smoking, and stop me drinking instead! This would be a disaster of cataclysmic proportions. Worse than the war on Iraq, or Brown becoming PM. This would spell the end of Publog. I'd better call to double check my reasons or I wont sleep tonight.

16 comments:

headless chicken said...

Please check it out asap John!!!
The thought of no more Publog fills me with panic........It's the closest I manage to get to the pub and will be for some time!!!:|

john.g. said...

HC, fear not!! LOL.

Jon M said...

Hey John! Don't worry! I was hypnotised out of smoking 8 years ago, it may be more now, I'm losing track. 30 minutes of relaxation and never missed them since. Mind you there is a half hour gap in my life and noone explained why I woke up with my trousers round my ankles... plus why do I always make chicken noises when someone says 'Eskimo?'

john.g. said...

jon m, luckily the hypnotict is a woman....I did check!! Yours' couldn't have been much good, not seen many Eskimos with chickens!

Karmyn R said...

Now that's a very scary thought!!!

Cailleach said...

If she's worth her salt, she'll give you an offer hat if you start smoking again you'll get a free return visit. Don't think of the cost - especially when you consider how much you might be spending...

Sally Lomax said...

Don't worry John. You'll be just fine....

john.g. said...

Thank you all. If I need another consultation within 3 months, it's free!

PI said...

A woman? I do hope she is a reputable type! There are some funny ones around you know!

john.g. said...

Pat, you're not kidding!!!!!

martin said...

I had a friend that went for this.He came out a sex mad alcoholic....so you will be ok, no change.Good luck, you will be able to taste the beer better.

john.g. said...

Shit, I'm going IN like that!!!!

Minx said...

Look into my eyes........and give me all yer chocolate.

john.g. said...

Minx. I hate chocolate, too sweet for me.......unlike you!!

Minx said...

Sweet and fluffy, John, and not the sweary Mary that everyone thinks I am. And look, clever Minx, I didn't even say 'fuck' once!

john.g. said...

Minx. LMAO!