Wednesday, 6 June 2007

A joke on Wednesday.


Friendship between women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had stayed at a friend's house. The husband called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew a thing about it.

Friendship between women:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had stayed at a friends house. The woman called 10 of her husband's best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had stayed, and two claimed he was still there!


Anonymous said...

Oh... I didn't know that you knew my ex-wife. How is she now, still dead?


Sally Lomax said...

That's funny! I'm still giggling.

john.g. said...


Sally, true or not?

ChrisB said...

I'm laughing it's so funny- probably true !!

john.g. said...

Chris, I don't know what Beccy or Sam would think!

Lorraine said...

Hello John. I was just over at Keith's page when I decided to peek at some of the people's blogs who also had dropped in at Keith's .....then I read your blog and found a very funny story.

OK. Long story short. I am going to steal that joke and put it on my blogpage. Will that be OK with you? I am probably several thousand miles from where you are, so I suspect the chances of your joke being recognized where I am right now are very remote.

Or something like that.
I don't know how this window knows my name but there it is!!! (Lorraine) Fan-dam-tastic.
Whew. Gotta go now. I am out of breath. LOL

john.g. said...

Lorraine, hi, and help yourself!

irreverentmama said...

Hmph. This joke was written by a man. A woman planning an illicit night away would have involved her friends beforehand. They'd all have had their stories at the ready, and they wouldn't contradict each other.

irreverentmama said...

How do I know that? I, ah, have an excellent imagination.


john.g. said...

Irreverentmama, I don't believe you. lol.