Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Joke Tuesday.

A large woman,wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm,revealing a huge,hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand on the bar and bellowed,"Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman necked it. She turned to the patrons again,pointing at them all, revealing the same hairy armpit,and asked,"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money on the bar and said,"Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approaches the little drunk and says,"Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

The drunk replied,
















"Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be a ballerina!"



20 comments:

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...
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petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

I thought it was going to be a goose step or sich heil! Just remembered story takes place in Dublin. Geesh! It's time for breakfast! :))

Keli said...

LOL, I like that drunks perspective!

ChrisB said...

LOL I didn't see it coming!

Dumdad said...

quiet chortling

Lehners in France said...

I get mine beaded on holidays in Ibeza so that the two can never be mistaken. The beads do tend to tickle my ankles though!! Debs x

© Karelian Blonde said...

LOL!!! You got to love drinkers :)

guess who said...

Pathetic!

Mr Farty said...

Laughing like a drain here!

#Debi said...

Farty: How does a drain laugh?

Sally said...

Hilarious!!!

PI said...

I thought it was going to be Julia Roberts:)
Debi: gurgle gurgle!

Karmyn R said...

Even Dave laughed over this one!

wendishness said...

Great joke haha loved it!

Bethany said...

If this were Plurk I would put the laughing face right here!

john.g. said...

That was a cracker!

Blazing said...

Chucklebutty :)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL....Indeed! Love this mental picture! The BEST Jokes are really rooted in the mental picture one creates when reading it....Don't you think? This Is Hilarious!

Holly said...

Well I have GOT to pass this one along! It's a hoot!

john.g. said...

Feel free Holly!