Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Joke Tuesday.

Mowing and beer do mix!

One Sunday afternoon, there I was sitting on the patio drinking beer and watching my beloved wife mowing the lawn. Life was good.

The old lady from across the street came over, so outraged that my wife was mowing the lawn, she yelled,"You should be hung!"

I took a slug of beer and wiped the froth from my lips,lifted my Ray Ban sunglasses and stared into the eyes of this interferring old biddy and calmly replied,















"I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"

16 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

Errr...right...

john.g. said...

KB, it's my turn for the sexist joke!! LOL!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Just don't ever know what I'll find, but of course it will always be entertaining! I think. :))
p.s. It's almost Pavlovian, John.
On Tuesday, if I'm home, it's Joke Tuesday! Have a wonderful day!

wendishness said...

ROTFL love it!

john.g. said...

Thanks Wendy!

Keli said...

*giggles* and rushes out to mow the lawn :o

stueykins said...

lol, I saw it coming... but was still worth it. good on ya John hehehehe

ChrisB said...

LOL hahahaha

Grumpy Keith said...

When Di gives you your daily well-deserved thumping is it classed as "Domestic Abuse"? If so see my latest post, and if you like I will bring you the leaflet about where you can get help.

But I strongly suspect that Di would class it as "Self Defence". In that case you wouldn't have a leg to stand on! (Pun intended!)

Na-na-ne-na-nah!

Brom said...

I don't get it...

so I asked the missus if she understood it, and she said....
'grass is getting long isn't it'?.

john.g. said...

Brom, nice!!

Grumpy Keith said...

No, John, you got it wrong again.

When Di told you that joke she said that the old lady yelled "You should be bloody WELL HUNG"

Tut!

PI said...

I missed this and I do get it. Do I get a prize?

john.g. said...

Mum2, .............No!

Holly said...

BWA HAW HAW!

And just as funny?

Brom's wife! :-)

john.g. said...

Holly!! LOL.