Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Joke Tuesday- Double bill.

Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep
Asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them ?

Mum said : " YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your knickers".

Susie said : " I know they do that's why I hide them in my bag"!!

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A man meets a woman in a bar and buys her a drink. During this time he keeps looking at his watch. She asks why.

He says it's a new dating watch and it's giving me information about you. She asks what it says. He tells her she has no knickers on. She tells him it's wrong. He tells her he knows, it's an hour fast!

6 comments:

Dumdad said...

Good ones!

ChrisB said...

Where do you find them LOL.

#Debi said...

I'm guessing that guy's date ended about an hour earlier than he thought it would...

Mr Farty said...

What museum did you find those in?

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Hilarious, John! I needed the laugh!

I've missed your Joke Tuesday! My mother has been in the hospital since the middle of April and didn't come out until a week ago.
I can't imagine what I've missed! ;)

Have a wonderful day! :))

PI said...

Susie's sweet!