Saturday, 23 May 2009

Sad times.

I'm very dejected this week, that is why I haven't posted much.

It was going to be my ex-wifes funeral on Tuesday, but she cancelled it!

Her new partner said that she had been very ill just lately, and at times was at deaths door. He said "Not to worry though, I'll pull her through it".

9 comments:

daffy said...

*SPLUTTER*
;o)

Blazing said...

Good one Keith.

Reminds me of the fella caught sobbing at a gravestone one day. 'Why, did you have to die?'

'Wife, was it?' asks a curious churchgoer.

'No, her first husband.'

Mal's Team Gherkin said...

"I told you I was unwell" - Spike Milligan

#Debi said...

Funny!


I want to be cremated (when I die), but if my family insist upon burying me in a casket, they will have to bury me in my "I'm not dead yet!" T-shirt...

Anonymous said...

Having had the displeasure of meeting your ex-wife before she became the ex, may I offer my deepest sympathy on this sad occasion of her non-death.

I remain anonymous because if she knew who I was she would either put a spell on me, or beat me to death with her broomstick!

john.g. said...

Pillock!

Joliet Jake said...

why don't you organise a whip round, we could send her to mexico - the insurance will cover the return flight

ChrisB said...

Very funny LOL.

PI said...

You are AWFUL!