Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Joke Tuesday.

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the
shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.


I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my
car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!



They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching
drivers.


To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which
made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic
starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.


It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.


He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me.. I could tell he was
not a happy camper!


'What's going on here? '


'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.


'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? '


I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those
are my emergency FLASHERS!'


Thanks to WILEYKAT!

8 comments:

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha! Can you send them to me if they are be put to retire, John?! ;)

Have a wonderful day! :))

john.g. said...

Hi,Petra, yes!

Pat said...

Nice one Cyril!

Ricardipus said...

Bwaaa ha ha ha!

That would only work in certain of the States... I wouldn't try it south of the Mason-Dixon line, for example. You might get yer skinny ass whupped, boy. ;)

Wendy Ascham said...

Jesus Christ! The jokes get worse!

#Debi said...

Nicely done!

john.g. said...

Wendy, just like Keith, GRUMPY!

Keith said...

Oi! Whaddaya mean "just like Keith, GRUMPY"? I've got a University degree in GRUMPINESS (with honours), she hasn't!

Mind you, Wendys right, the jokes pathetic!