Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Joke Tuesday.

*A Marine Drill Sergeant noticed a new recruit and barked at him, 'Get
your ass over here! What's your name?" *

*"Paul," the new recruit replied. *

*"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy bullshit they're
teaching in boot camp today, but I don't call anyone by his first name,"
the sergeant scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a
breakdown in authority. I refer to my recruits by their last names
only --Smith, Jones, Baker. I am to be referred to only as 'Sergeant.'
Do I make myself clear?" *

*"Yes sir, Sergeant!" *

*"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?" *

*The recruit sighed, "Darling. My name is Paul Darling." *

*"Okay, Paul, here's what I want you to do ....." *

Thanks to Wendy xx