Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Joke Tuesday, the truth!

Thanks to Beccy for this!

Wine and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service


Beccy said...

I'd forgotten this one, I must post it on facebook!

john.g. said...

It's a good one!

ChrisB said...

Haha very funny why wasn't I sent that one from Beccy !!!

john.g. said...

Chris, no arguing before Christmas!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Hear hear! This beer and wine drinking should be mandatory *LOL*

Pat said...

But I only drink bottles water. I'm off for my kir.
I know you don't like Christmas but you must allow me to give you and Dad all best wishes for a happy holiday.xox

john.g. said...

Thanks Mum2!xx

Anonymous said...

Merry Xmas my friend - I really do hope to find the combinations of time, money and motive to come and see you next year. I am normally broke and overworked..