Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Joke Tuesday.

How can a Wife really explain this one ???
Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down.... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and large.

She went completely ballistic.

'You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'

Send this to your good friends and let them have a laugh or else you'll have a bad sex life forever!!!

Thanks to Lorna-Jane, my youngest cousin. xx


Mal's Team Gherkin said...

Boom boom tish! hahahhaaaaaaaaa

john.g. said...

Cheers Mal!

Dumdad said...

There was sperm in the vibrator?!

Mr Farty said...

Nice one, John! Merry Crimbo.

Pat said...

Just goes to show - honesty is the best policy.

Keli said...

LOL, thinking Dumdad must have the answer ;)

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