Pub news.

For those of you who think this blog is getting too smutty, tough! For those of you who think it isn't smutty enough........read on.

Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady is now running the pub on her own now,(for reasons I won't go into). She is doing a superb job, with the aid of Charlie and her boyfriend Zach, plus some of the locals.

Di had a beer delivery this morning and come lunchtime it was ready to 'tap' the cask ales.

Here's how the conversation went.

"Benno, can you come and help me in the cellar?"

"Yes, what's the problem?"

"'I've got this big black stiff thing that needs hammering into a hole, but the hole's too tight!"

"OK", he said with a bemused look on his face.

This is the item in question, you hammer it in the barrel and connect the pump pipes to it.

Di, came back up and promptly stated, "God, I've had some men in that cellar this week!"