Pub news.
Di,our ever-so lovely soaker landlady was doing her usual shift the other evening when a couple came in to order some food and drinks. After taking the food order the gentleman ordered the drinks. He started with an orange juice. "Would you like that in a glass?", she asked.
Bucket perhaps?
5 comments:
Perhaps she intended to give him an orange and a straw?
cynicalgirl, where've you been?
I heard a rumour that Di is doing "Soup in a Basket" this Sunday.
Why are all the samosa's always cold?
And the sausage rolls. And the Onion Bhajis?
Yikes - misread that. I was wondering what sort of establishment you visited where the focus was on people having a shit.
Goth, where've you been?
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