Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Joke Tuesday.

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.




"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me..............how's your day going?"

8 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

*drum roll*...should not covet another mans drink ;)

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Pat said...

I like it:)

john.g. said...

Hi, Pat, I thought you might!

john.g. said...

KB, absolutely!

Karmyn R said...

haha!

keith said...

Next time you buy me a drink (on one of those rare occasions) I shall watch it carefully, and if I go to the "gents" I'll take it with me!

Ricardipus said...

Badum Tish!

Excellent joke John, even if I did kind of see the punch line coming from miles off... ;)