Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Joke Tuesday.

Subject: FW: Older Women




I'll confess, I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘tonight’s your lucky night’.
We went back to her place.
We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

9 comments:

Z said...

That sounds fine so far, what's the punch line?

john.g. said...

Zed!?

Dumdad said...

Don't look a gift horse (mum) in the mouth . . .

john.g. said...

Ha, Dumdad!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Ta dah....*shaking my head*

Pat said...

Ya got me again!

icyhighs said...

HEY you stop talking that way about my gran-gran!

Karmyn R said...

Why didn't I see that coming?

john.g. said...

Karmyn....innocence!