Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Joke Tuesday.

A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mum but being a good lad he does the right thing and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son and says seriously: 'Well son, that's an easy one, all household appliances come in white.'

I'm off!

6 comments:

ChrisB said...

hmm if only I could think of a witty retort!!!!

john.g. said...

Chris, i'm sure Beccy will!!

Pat said...

May the good Lord forgive him -but never will I!

john.g. said...

Oops!

OldLady Of The Hills said...

Ahhhh men! It makes one feel so very special to be thought of as a Household Appliance.....(lol)

cogidubnus said...

One of my daughters, commenting adversely on my shoe-size, once asked me why women's feet were smaller than mens...

I remembered an old joke, so there was an instant response "because they need to stand closer to the kitchen sink"...

She wasn't amused...