Joke Tuesday.
A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mum but being a good lad he does the right thing and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son and says seriously: 'Well son, that's an easy one, all household appliances come in white.'
I'm off!
5 comments:
hmm if only I could think of a witty retort!!!!
Chris, i'm sure Beccy will!!
May the good Lord forgive him -but never will I!
Ahhhh men! It makes one feel so very special to be thought of as a Household Appliance.....(lol)
One of my daughters, commenting adversely on my shoe-size, once asked me why women's feet were smaller than mens...
I remembered an old joke, so there was an instant response "because they need to stand closer to the kitchen sink"...
She wasn't amused...
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