Tuesday 26 November 2013

Joke Tuesday.

The following may contain and ending that may upset some of the more squeamish of you...but, hey ho!

I walked into a pet shop today and said, "I'll have those two cute baby rabbits in the window please".

"No problem." she smiled, "Would you like anything else?"

"Yes, I replied, "I'll have one of the big things that they go inside".

"A hutch?", she asked.

"A snake"...

7 comments:

Ms Scarlet said...

Cruel! Save the bunnies!!!
Sx

Robert Smith said...

I love rabbits. I think they are delicious. Yum, yum.

sallywrites said...

ESOS has a pet snake. Hubby upset a pet shop recently by going in to buy rats from them. They weren't a reptile shop and took great offence. Whoops! :)

Unknown said...

Ms Scarlet, the snake has to eat!!

Unknown said...

Keith, for once I agree!

Unknown said...

Sally, he shouldn't have told them!

Pat said...

We don't know he was going to feed them to the snake.
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.