Joke Tuesday.
A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you.
I'm not able to get any at home, but that's no excuse аs I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
4 comments:
Fair enough!
Oh that's alright then:)
A mistake, that's all.
Wish I could tap wifi until get my one connection.
Had to chuckle at that one...perhaps it explains Oscar Pistorius!
All the best
Dave
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