Tuesday, 18 December 2007

Joke Tuesday. Double bill.

It was the happiest day of my life. We arrived at church,she was waiting at the altar. I walked up the aisle, kissed her on the cheek, smiled and then closed the f*cking lid!

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Jack & Jill were just married. Jack took his trousers off and told Jill to try them on. Jill said, " they're too big. Jack says,"exactly! I wear the trousers in this marriage".

Jill said,"try my knickers on". Jack said,"I'll never get into them!"
She said, "EXACTLY! And if you don't change your attitude, you never will!!"

16 comments:

zoe said...

i love the second one!

john.g. said...

Zoe, you would!!

ChrisB said...

You've just made me splutter my champagne laughing so much at the second one!

Jin said...

Ohhhh John, the first one is vicious! The 2nd one is a cracker :-)

john.g. said...

Chrisb, champagne?

Jin, xx

Anna said...

Lol @ the second one, but I don't get the first one *scratches head*

Anna said...

Got it now...D'oh!

sablonneuse said...

I'm with jin but I did laugh at both of them.
sablonneuse

john.g. said...

Anna.........get a grip woman!!

PI said...

The first is quite clever and I'm all for the second. Up the girls!
Oh dear - not literally.

john.g. said...

Mum2, BEHAVE!!

katy said...

hehehe give me more please, hey did you know we are related!!!

ChrisB said...

john it was only a small bottle!!

john.g. said...

Katy, enlighten me!!

katy said...

just kidding john, just kidding!!!

irreverentmama said...

Reminds me of that picture - was it on Wendz's blog? - showed a young woman wearing a tight tee-shirt that said,

"I have the pussy, I make the rules."

Same idea...