Dead Man Wheeling, R.I.P. Me!
I am a dead man walkingwheeling. Di, our beloved landlady let slip a little bit of information that yours truly latched onto.
The beer monster asked for two pints of Pedigree and a packet of crisps.
'That reminds me', says Di. 'The crisp and sweet delivery man is coming today, and I love climbing on his wagon to see what he's got for me!'
13 comments:
Does she often jump on delivery people (and/or their things)??
Is that who Di gets all her "nearly-out-of-date" crisps and things off?
Talking about out of date food, when I left you today I went to the supermarket and, amongst other things, I bought some sea-salt. It said "Use by June 2008" on it. WTF I thought, salt has been around since the dawn of time so why should it be unusable after June 2008? Does it suddenly go rotten at midnight on May 31st 2008? What a load of shite!
Keith
Oh my...:)
Goth, I really can't comment!
Keith, be very careful!!
KB, Oh, yes!
Does she nibble his nuts ?.
Martin, that's a bit personal for me to ask!
maybe he has Nobby's Nuts! I love Nobby's nuts!!!
Katy, never!!
She must be frightened of opening her mouth with you lot around:)
Mum2, it doesn't stop her!!
Maybe she likes a finger of fudge?
Oooh, Mermaid!!
That's funny - and the comments funnier.
Am back btw......
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