Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Joke Tuesday.

I said last week that I had a load of Irish jokes, which I still do, and these will be released in the coming weeks. But for now,I have this little beauty for you!

BEING BRITISH!

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub,then on your way home, grabbing an Indian curry,or a Turkish kebab,to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch some crap American T.V. show on a Japanese television. And most of all, being suspicious of anything foreign.

Oh, and only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than the police. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open yet chain pens to the counter! Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for their prescriptions, whilst healthy people get their cigarettes at the front of the shop.

We might be British, but by f*ck we're funny!

12 comments:

Murph said...

Nothing French though!

john.g. said...

No, Murph, nothing French!

Karmyn R said...

Hate to tell you this - but it isn't only Britain. The same applies here.

john.g. said...

Karmym, that's good to know. Now get on with hatching on May 12th!

© Karelian Blonde said...

So sad but so true :)

Mr Farty said...

Plus we complain about our German/Greek Royal Family sponging off the rest of us, but defend them to the hilt if any bloody foreigner says a word against them!

Victor Mildew said...

I like that, but the joke picture at the top of your righthand column is even funnier!

ChrisB said...

Heard this one before but I still managed to chuckle. I'm posting the Irish joke you sent me tomorrow!

Sylv said...

Indeed you are :) that's why I love you Britons so much:):)

Mickle in NZ said...

Thanks for making me smile, sez she of Irish, Scots and English ancestry (& 1/16th Ukrainian - Wot?)

Duck said...

Loving the logo on the right. Let's hope Steve Bruce remembers what colour blood runs through his veins on Sunday. Great joke as always.

Guyana-Gyal said...

You should hear my brother describe life in England. He's screamingly hilarious, I wonder if he's live there too long :-D