Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Joke Tuesday.

PEST CONTROL.

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were making mad,passionate love in the bedroom when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick', said the woman to the lover,'Into the closet!' In she pushed him, stark naked.

The husband,however,became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

'Who the hell are you?' he asked him.

'I'm an inspector from BUGS-B-GONE ,' said the exterminator.

'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.

'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.

'And where are your clothes?' asks the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said,














' Those little bastards!'

12 comments:

ChrisB said...

LOL Very funny~ embee will like this one!!

PI said...

Tee Hee! I like the dramatic pause.

john.g. said...

You're welcome chris!

john.g. said...

Thanks, Mum2!

© Karelian Blonde said...

*sniggers* only a man would think of an excuse like that :)

Keith said...

Pathetic!
And that's a constructive comment, based on a close analysis of your sad, wretched, weak, and pitiful joke.

See you Thursday. . . . mate.

john.g. said...

I'll take that as a compliment then!

Sylv said...

RoflmybigAO!! That's a really good one,consider it sent round switzerland this minute too:)

john.g. said...

Steady Sylv!

sablonneuse said...

So I take it you'll buy Keith a pint after that kind remark then john.g?
Actually, I reckon he should buy you one as an apology. . . .

john.g. said...

Sandy, that'll be the day!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...LOVE the picture of this! The Pest-Cpntrol guy is very quick witted....lol!