Tuesday, 13 May 2008

Joke Tuesday!

LEMON SQUEEZE

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said,'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said,'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said,'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said,'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked,'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said,'No, but it will wipe that smile off your face!'

10 comments:

PI said...

Cassis and white wine for me. But then I'm a good girl.

Karmyn R said...

Good one!!!

john.g. said...

Mum2, but of course!

Karmyn, thanks!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...This a good one, John.G.

sablonneuse said...

Just had a good laugh over your last three posts.
The pub certainly sounds like a madhouse - but great fun!

john.g. said...

Sandy, you don't know the half of it!!

Brom said...

Only seven times! pah - the young of today just don't know how to keep it up.

john.g. said...

Stop bragging Brom!

ChrisB said...

Like it LOL :)

Sylv said...

ROFLMAO,really good punchline:) I thinki will copy that and fwd to my mates :) it's too good not to share it :)