Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Joke Tuesday.

24 HOURS TO LIVE!

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said,'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left. Maybe we could make love again?'

Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into be when he realised he had only eight hours left.

He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said,'Honey?Please, just one more time before I die.'

She agreed, then afterwards rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four hours!

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up, 'Honey, I've only four hours left! Could we.......?

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,'Listen Barry, I'm not being funny.....

















but I have to get up in the morning, and YOU don't!'

16 comments:

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

*laughing* Didn't see the end coming AT all, John! :))
Wishing you and your loved ones a blessed and joyous Holiday season, John! Petra

Dumdad said...

It's a cracker!

Mr Farty said...

Excellent! Merry Crimbo, John!

Blazing said...

Hehe,

Happy Christmas John, and Keith of course.

Thanks for your virtual company!

Zed said...

HA! I can SO relate...

Merry christmas to you, your dad and that grumpy old git. xxx

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL.....A Good One John...!
AND, My Dear John,
A VERY VERY MERRU CHRISTMAS to you and all the Pub People, and of course, to your family, as well!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

"MERRY".....lol! Sorry about that!

Mickle in NZ said...

Nicely done John. Merry Christmas to you, your Dad, and your mates at the Merrie Monk.

Here in Tauranga it is - pouring with rain!

mutleythedog said...

Happy Christmas John . I hope to get to meet you in 2009! Take care.

dubaibilly said...

Brilliant John!

Merrie Christmas to you and all the regulars down at the Merrie Monk.

Cheers mate

DB

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* I soooo understand the wife :D

Jon M said...

Aaaargh!

Merry Christmas John!

Jayne said...

Aaarrgghhhh! Gawd, where do you drag these up from?!
Happy Christmas to you & your dad John & may you both be blessed with much love, laughter & happiness in 2009.

john.g. said...

I love you lot!xx

Karmyn R said...

Merry Christmas, John. I hope the New Year brings you tons of Happy Cheer - and not too many beatings from Di (at least only the ones you deserve). hee hee :)

john.g. said...

Thanks Karmyn, xx