Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Joke Tuesday.

Irish again I'm afraid!

Brenda O'Malley is at home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've something to tell ya."

"Of course you can, but where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead. I'm so sorry."

Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen?"

"It was terrible. He fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned."

"Was it a quick death?" she asked.















"Not really, he got out three times for a piss!"

14 comments:

fatboysblogg said...

H ha ha,nice one John.

john.g. said...

hey,fatboy, how's you?

ChrisB said...

the old ones are the best hehehe

fatboysblogg said...

Just eat my tea so a bit fatter!It was cottage pie.

Kila said...

LOL! Not a bad way to go...

Karmyn R said...

I've heard this joke before but with a slightly diffrernt punchline - "well we pulled him out twice but he just kept jumping back in."

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Hahaha, John! Will we ever get to see the sweet, feminine side?! :))

john.g. said...

Petra, you never know,but i doubt it!

Mal's Team Gherkin said...

Score! lol

Cyalayta
Mal :)

PI said...

I suppose he died happy.

Leon Basin said...

Hey how are you?

john.g. said...

I'm fine Leon, how are you?

Kevin 'In Salford' said...

Actually that name is spelt 'Seamus' and not as 'Shamus'. Otherwise good chuckle - 100% for effort!

Kevin 'In Salford' said...

I also like the other version of that joke, where he came back up six times for air!