Tuesday, 30 December 2008

Joke Tuesday.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!




A woman in her fourties is at home happily jumping up and down on her bed, naked and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches for a while and asks,"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

She continues bouncing around and says,"I don't care what you think. I've just had a mammogram and the doctor says I've got the breasts of an 18 year old."

Her husband replies,"What about your 42 year old arse?"


















"He didn't mention you!"

15 comments:

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL....Good One John....!
I wish you the HAPPIEST and HEALTHIEST of New Years, my dear....May 2009 be a Joyous year filled with all GOOD Things!

john.g. said...

Thanks, Naomi, same to you! xx

ChrisB said...

good one LOL.

MysticFirefly said...

I love this one, John...keep 'em coming!!

Mickle in NZ said...

Lovely stuff - thanks John. Great joke to end the year with.

Care and huggles, xxx

Femin Susan said...

Hi………
Absolutely fantastic post! Good job!
Great! Keep posting
Good week………
" A Happy New Year''

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha, John! A keeper for sure! I'm wondering how to send it to my ex. :)) Wishing you and your loved ones a peaceful, healthy, and happy New Year, John!

mutleythedog said...

What is wrong with being 42? Honestly - you need to explain these jokes a bit better, I am still confused about the talking animals..

Happy New Year John!!

Blazing said...

42, I wish :(

Happy new year John, and all the regulars.

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* aint it true :))))

#Debi said...

Nicely done, John! I used to have one of those...

sablonneuse said...

Great laugh again. Hope you'll still be able to find more next year.
Wishing you and your dad all the best in Health and happiness for 2009! xx

john.g. said...

Thank-you each and every one of you!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I've Been Mugged said...

A 42 year old ass. Just the thing to keep my 40 year old Brandy the mule company.

Jayne said...

Classic! Keep 'em coming John. All the best to you & your dad for 2009 :-)