Pub news.

Boy, do we have a landlady and a half in this pub!

Di,as with most women I know have a somewhat limited sense of direction (ducks and shuts ears). My late mother was a prime case. A map upside-down reader. This had its downsides as East/West became distorted.

Di our everso lovely soaker landlady went out with a few friends a while ago for an Indian. She needed the loo, which was upstairs. Once finished she emerged from said loo, went through a door and ended up on the flat roof! Lost! It wasn't until her mate came up that they found her!

There was some wine involved!